Reasons My Girlfriend Is Crying
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The cookie stash
Me, upon opening the center console in the car and discovering an open single-serving package of Oreo Minis: “Ho ho! The jiig is up, I’ve found your stash!”
Her: “I wasn’t trying to hide anything, it was just the right place to put them, I didn’t want them spilling all over!”
Me: “Oh, er, sweetie, I know, I was just teasing you…”
Her: (crying, crying)
